Jolly Joker

Gertrude & Heathcliff the seagulls were talking

Heathcliff said "Did you hear what happened to ol' Charlie the goose?"
she said "no, what happened?"
"the Wild Goose came along and stole his wife," he said.
"nooo."
He said, "now everytime that honking get flying over, ol' Charlie gets tense and hides"
"Really depressed, huh?" she asked
"No, he thinks He's bringing her back!"

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