Jolly Joker

not a joke, but another great exchange between Judy Judy & a defendant on her show.

Judge Judy: How much had you been driking that night?
defendant: about 2 cups
Judge Judy: Two cups of what?
defendant: liquor

Open Note to Defendant: If 2 cups of liquor didn't make you ill, or to a state where you knew you shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car ... seek professional help immediately ... and then see someone about your drinking problems too.