Someone was in their house ... well, actually 2 someone's!
He went down first, his wife followed with a baseball bat ...
He rounded the corner and got swatted in the face ...
He hit back ...
Got the BEAR in the NOSE
Yup - mama bear and baby bear had wandered into the house
Well, the fight was on! Mama Bear did not like getting punched and she showed it
Wife wasn't far behind hubby though and smacked that furry flurry of claw in the head like a professional baseball player!
The big hole n the wall was where the bears HEAD hit the wall - the smaller one on the corner is where the wife missed when mama bear decided she wasn't messing with a bat wheeling woman!
Needless to say, both bears left.
Now before you think they went to bed with the door open ... no they didn't
Nor did the screen door get busted into.
This mother bear was so smart that she figured out how to OPEN the sliding glass door (well the screen part) just enough to get her nose in and then push it open the rest of the way.
She knew enough to be very quiet -- they wouldn't have even known the bears were in the house if they hadn't knocked over a pan of hot dog buns from the counter!!
Now our Newfoundland dog had yearned to opened our sliding glass door and then she would scoop her paw around and move it just enough to push her way in or out ... she even learned how to walk past a birthday cake and have half of it simply disappear with out leaving a crumb on her face (the dog had talent) ... hell, the dog learned how to turn on the bathroom sink to get a drink of water!!
Anyhow ... this poor guy is just beaten all to heck.
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