YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

So, I'm watching Good Morning America (ABC) .... yeah, I'm still watching the biased thing, more on this later, although it's a basic rerun of the bit from yesterday ... and they had an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with "Sir" Elton John - I put the sir in quotes because I don't think he's being very knightly - and after watching it, I'm wondering if the only reason it was exclusive was because no one else thought it was news worthy ...

John said he caught an eye infection in his right eye while in France ... and so he has LOST the sight in that eye ...

Yes - this can happen ... even Pink Eye can take your sight if it isn't treated right away .... or if it is MISDIAGNOSED, trust me on this one ...

But then he was asked about an album he announced last year or the year before ... but it isn't out yet - they asked about the progress ..

And here's where my problem with Elton John comes in ...

He said that he can't see out his right eye - okay - and the vision in his left eye isn't really any good - uh-huh - so because of that he can't get into the studio ....

WHAT?!?!?!?!

OMG - someone let STEVIE WONDER ....
Roy Oberson ....
Ray Charles ....
Blind Mellow Chitlins ...

know that they should NOT have been able to release ANY of their songs ... in fact, they should never have even been able to GO ON TOUR!

DUDE!!!

Being legally blind doesn't mean you shut yourself away!  Trust ME ...

It means you get off your .... a .... b .... DUPA and DO SOMETHING to make things better ...

You many have to RELEARN a bunch of crap - but after all these years, dude, you know where all those keys are in your head ...

If you are actually writing those songs - you already know the words and melody!

And if you absolutely have to have it written down ... learn BRAILLE ...

Beethoven wrote the most beautiful music, and he was DEAF as a door knob ....

Don't let this hold you back -- grab it by the hanging down parts and ... well ...

FLY