Aw, C'mon

If this were the case then every woman in America, hell-the WORLD- would be able to charge her husband with battery!

Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer:

"When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction."

he was just giving the officer a, as Jeff Foxworthy would say, "curtousy sniff" .... C'mON! A cop can't take getting farted on? What is that?

Toughen up mister ... it may not have been respectful, you may not have liked it, it might have smelled gross ... but what did it really hurt?

Battery! You go down to the nearest 'women's shelter' and try to pedal that and see how far you get.