FOXNews.com - No Matter What Happens, Someone Will Blame Global Warming
1. Cannibalism (at least according to that famous scientist Ted Turner)


2. Death of the Loch Ness Monster (funny I thought they didn't believe in it in the first place)


3. More Expensive Beer (there's a problem with this?)


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5. Kidney Stones


6. Skinny Whales (hey - it will save them from the hunters who want the whale blubber!!)


7. Shark Attacks (um, I'm pretty sure this would happen anyhow)


8. "Black Hawk Down"


9. Frozen Penguin Babies (hmm, wouldn't have anything to do with them living at the SOUTH POLE would it?)


10. Killer Sting-Rays!!! (but can't they kill people now?)
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