Ginger Gargoyle's Gems: Jolly Joker

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Jolly Joker

Okay this isn't a joke -- it was something I heard on tv ... but it was so funny I just had to share it...

"I have been told I have a face that peaple like to punch"
Eric Kellas, defendant, "Judge Judy" show

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New Language of Politics

OLD = NEW (President)

Reconciliation = Simple Majority (BO)

Stimulus = Safety Net = Stimulus (BO)

Sanctions = Pressure Attack (BO)

Cap & Trade = Pollution Reduction & Reinvestment Programs (BO)

Health Care Reform = Health Insurance Reform (BO)

Bailout = Rescue Plan (BO)

War on Terror = Over Seas Contingency Operation = War on Terror(BO, they changed it back)

Global Warming = Climate Change

*yes this list is BO heavy because it is started in his administration - that is the only reason

Polymer Clay

Fimo, 003 marble (white with flecks) - 1
Fimo, 004 night glow (glow in the dark) - 2
Fimo, 007 caramel - 1
Fimo, 008 pearl metallic (pearlized) - 1
Fimo, 009 black - 2
Fimo, 010 lemon - 1
Fimo, 011 metallic gold (pearlized) - 1
Fimo, 012 metallic gold (sparkle) - 1
Fimo, 014 translucent - 1
Fimo, 016 sunflower - 1
Fimo, 022 raspberry - 1
Fimo, 024 indian red - 2
Fimo, 026 cherry red - 1
Fimo, 027 copper (pearlized) - 1
Fimo, 028 ruby red metallic (pearlized) - 1
Fimo, 033 brilliant blue - 1
Fimo, 035 windsor blue - 1
Fimo, 037 pacific blue - 1
Fimo, 038 metallic sapphire blue (pearlized) - 1
Fimo, 039 peppermint (blue) - 1
Fimo, 042 mandarin - 1
Fimo, 043 flesh light - 1
Fimo, 050 lime green - 1
Fimo, 052 White Metallic (sparkle) - 2
Fimo, 053 tropical green - 1
Fimo, 056 emerald - 1
Fimo, 058 opal green (pearlized) - 1
Fimo, 061 purple violet - 1
Fimo, 062 lavender - 1
Fimo, 063 plum - 1
Fimo, 070 sahara - 1
Fimo, 075 chocolate - 1
Fimo, 076 cognac - 1
Fimo, 080 dolphin grey - 1
Fimo, 081 silver (pearlized) - 1
Fimo, 101 dayglow yellow (neon) - 1
Fimo, 104 transparent yellow - 1
Fimo, 201 dayglow pink (neon) - 1
Fimo, 202 red metallic (sparkle) - 2
Fimo, 204 red transparent - 1
Fimo, 302 metallic blue (sparkle) - 1
Fimo, 374 transparent blue - 1
Fimo, 401 dayglow orange (neon) - 1
Fimo, 404 transparent orange - 1
Fimo, 501 dayglow green (neon) - 1
Fimo, 502 metallic green (sparkle) - 1
Fimo, 504 transparent green - 1
Fimo, 602 metallic purple (sparkle) - 1
Fimo, 604 purple - 1
Fimo, 803 granite (grey with flecks) - 1
Fimo, 812 silver metallic (sparkle) - 1

Paints

Blues: Folk Art - Sparkles; 262 Royal Blue Glitter - 1(2oz)
Browns: Apple Barrel - Gloss; 20355 Terra Cotta - 1(2oz)
Browns: Fok Art - Outdoor; 1617 Maple Syrup - 2(2oz)
Browns: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 949 Skintone - 1(2oz)
Grays: Folk Art - Metallic; 1642 Silver Sterling (Outdoor) - 1(2oz)
Green: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 924 Thicket - 1(2oz)
Greens: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 466 Pastel Green - 1(2oz)
Greens: Folk Art - Metallic; 672 Metallic Mint Pearl - 1(2oz)
Greens: Folk Art - Sparkles; 261 Real Green Glitter - 1(2oz)
Medium: Folk Art - Enamels; 4035 Clear - 1(2oz)
Medium: Folk Art - Outdoor; 1949 Flow - 2(2oz)
Medium: Folk Art - Varnish; 390 Sparkle - 1(2oz)
Medium: Folk Arts - Enamals; 4057 Frost - 1(2oz)
Oranges: Apple Barrel - Acrylic Paint; 20582 Creamy Peach - 1(2oz)
Oranges: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 615 Georgia Peach - 1(2oz)
Oranges: Folk Art - Metallics; 674 Metallic Pink Pearl - 1(2oz)
Purples: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 440 Violet Pansy - 1(2oz)
Purples: Folk Art - Enamels; 4043 Fuchia - 1(2oz)
Purples: Folk Art - Enamels; 4044 Plum Vineyard - 1(2oz)
Purples: Folk Art - Pigment; 453 Butter Magenta - 1(2oz)
Reds: Apple Barrel - Acrylic Paint; 20571 Apple Pink - 1(2oz)
Reds: Folk Art - Outdoor; 1613 Berry Wine - 1(2oz)
Whites: Apple Barrel - Acrylic Paint; 20509 English Lace - 1(2oz)
Whites: Apple Barrel - Gloss; 20623 Antique White - 1(2oz)
Yellows: Apple Barrel - Acrylic Paint; 20647 Crown Gold - 1(2oz)
Yellows: Fok Art - Metallics; 1654 Pure Gold (Outdoor) - 1(2oz(
Yellows: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 432 Sunflower - 1(2oz)
Yellows: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 451 Cappuccino - 1(2oz)
Yellows: Folk Art - Acrylic Paint; 737 Butterscotch - 1(2oz)
Yellows: Folk Art - Metallics; 2480 Royal Gold - 1(2oz)

FOs:Finished Objects

Crochet; Washcloth: Bernat CotnSoft, Pastel Print; Pattern:Follow the Butterflies, basic
Crochet; Washcloth: Sugar & Cream, Swimming Pool; Pattern:Follow the Butterflies, variations 1 + 2
Knit, Knifty Knitter: Hat: Red Heart worsted weight (triple strand), Crayon
Knit, Washcloth; Sugar & Cream, White; Pattern:Football. Pattern supplied by MonthyDishcloth group
Knit; Bookmark, pearle cotton, unknown color numbers
Knit; Socks: Shepard Sock (Lorna's Laces) Beestripe, & Gypsy, Onyx; photo to come
Knit; Socks:Bernat Sox yarn, Hot Tamale, one done (one to go, but not on needles yet)
Tablecloth, Tarot in Braille, white with raised pattern. Used Amery iron-ons and dimensional wearable paints.

Equipment Counter

Boxes, Gift, Ying Yang (chinese take out), Pearl Finish - Large (7in X 5.5in X 6.5in) - 1(3pk)
Boxes, Gift, Ying Yang (chinese take out), Pearl Finish - Medium (6in X 4.5in X 5.5in) - 1(3pk)
Boxes, Gift, Ying Yang (chinese take out), Pearl Finish - Mini (4in X 3in X 3.5in) - 1(3pk)
clay, amaco bead making tools, #11059s - 1
clay, amaco pasta machine, #12381s - 2
clay, amaco tribead roller, #12489v - 1
crochet, hook, 5", US 11. ?MM. Boye
Crochet, Hook, US 00, Bates (steelite)
Crochet, Hook, US 7, 1.65MM, Boye
Crochet, Hook, US Q, 16MM, Bates
Knitiing, Needles, 14", US 2, ?MM, Boye
Knitting, Machine, Extension Kit, UltimateSweaterMachine
Knitting, Machine, Keyplate, Intarsia, BondAmerica (UltimateSweaterMachine)
Knitting, Machine, unit, UltimateSweaterMachine
Knitting, Needles, 10", US 5, 3.75MM, Plastic
Knitting, Needles, Circ, 29", US 3, 3.25MM, wood
Knitting, Needles, DPN, 7", US 0, 2.0MM, wood - 1 set of 5
Knitting, Needles, SP, , US 15, MM, Aluminum
Knitting, Needles, SP, 10", US 1, Boye - 1 pr.
Knitting, Needles, SP, 10", US 11, 8.0MM, Plastic
Knitting, Needles, SP, 10", US 6, 4.5MM, wood - 1 pr.
Knitting, Needles, SP, 10", US 9, 5.5MM, Wooden - 1 pr.
Knitting, Needles, SP, 13", US 6, 4.25MM, KnitLite
Knitting, Needles, SP, 14", US 5, 3.75MM, KnitStix
Knitting, Needles, SP, 14", US 6, 4.00MM, KnitStix
Knitting, Needles, SP, 14", US 7, 4.50MM, KnitStix
Knitting, Needles, SP, 14", US 8, 5.00MM, KnitStix
Knitting, Needles, SP, 14", US 9, 5.50MM, KnitStix
Knitting, Needles, SP, 16", US 17, 12.75MM, Wood
Knitting, Needles, SP, 20"Flex, US5, 3.75MM, wood
Latch Rug, Hook, Boye
material, evenweave, Delf Blue - 3
Multi-Craft, tool, Yarn Guide - 1
Needle Craft, hoop, 10", wooden - 1
Needle Craft, hoop, 12", wooden - 2
Needle Craft, hoop, 6", wooden - 1
Needle Craft, hoop, 8", wooden - 1
Needle Craft, threader, 501 SewPerfect - 3
paint, brush, compact brush set, glass/ceramic, detail, #4192
paint, brush, compact brush set, Gold Nylon (basic), #4191
paint, brush, compact brush set, Gold Nylon (detail), #4190 - 1
paint, canvas, 8in X 10in, white - 3
paint, Water Basin (Portable), #79045 - 1
papercrafting, punch, round 5/16", 53700 , McGill - 1
papercrafting, puncn, ribbon stitch 1/4", #93109 , McGill - 1
Tatting, shuttle, bobbin, hook, metal, Bates - 1
Tatting, Shuttle, bobbin, hook, Plastic, Bates - 1

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